http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/step_it_up_and_dance/modern_meltdown.php

Modern Meltdown: Michael complains his way to elimination.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/ugly_betty/bettys_baby_bump.php

Betty's Baby Bump: While Hilda makes eyes with (and cuts ears off of) Justin's gym teacher, Daniel finds redemption through work, Christina learns the genesis of the demon spawn growing inside her, and Betty tries to befriend Charlie. Charlie repays her for this gesture by giving birth in Betty's living room.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/supernatural/time_is_on_my_side.php

Time Is On My Side: A Frankendoc is stealing organs and Bela's soul gets repossessed.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/scrubs/my_princess.php

My Princess: It's Princess Bride time, as the residents of Sacred Heart find themselves in a fantasy village, courtesy of Cox's bedtime story for his son.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/my_name_is_earl/girl_earl.php

Girl Earl : Earl gets his wish when he starts his marriage with Billie, but he soon finds out that Billie might not be the girl he though she was.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/smallville/quest.php

Quest: Clark and Lex both get Kryptonian symbols bloodily carved into their torsos (ouchie!). Lex comes within moments of finding the Fortress of Season Finaletude.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/30_rock/cooter.php

Cooter: With all these ex-boyfriends entering back into the picture this was bound to happen, was it not? Lemon is faced with a life-altering event. Meanwhile Jack goes to Washington and Kenneth to Beijing, hopefully.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/survivor/if_it_smells_like_a_rat_give_i.php

If It Smells Like A Rat, Give It Cheese: Erik makes a power play and pays dearly for it.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_office/job_fair.php

Job Fair: Dunder Mifflin looks for interns at a job fair, but it's Pam who's exploring career opportunities. Meanwhile, Jim plays golf like his job depends on it.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/greys_anatomy/the_becoming.php

The Becoming: Mark's a man-whore, Meredith is clearly still in love with Derek and vice-versa, George is the Chief's fake assistant and has to collect sex reports, and Alex is trying to prepare himself for the baby that doesn't actually exist. Just another day at Seattle Grace.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/lost/cabin_fever.php

Cabin Fever: Ben gets all jealous as Locke becomes Jacob's favorite puppet of the moment.

I'm afraid I'm repetitive and predictable.
I'm afraid everyone will forget me.
I'm afraid I'm too annoying to be missed.

Lindsay Lohan was at Cuvee on Robertson Blvd. today shooting an ad for her upcoming line of leggings.

A casting call for models was put out earlier this week claiming to be casting for models “of all walks of life” for the shoot, but it was unpaid. No wonder she was shooting alone.

Lohan seemed to be in good spirits despite today’s announcement that she was dropped from the film Manson Girls because no other name actresses would sign on to the project with her on board.

At least she still has the Ugly Betty gig over the next few weeks!

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a lovely verb essay locate:

http://www.rtforum.org/lt/lt119.html

(Not on opium, in case anyone was trying to guess at the inspiration for my takeoff. I just felt like having fun.)

Anyone have any experience with the Independent Study online courses through the Continuing Studies program? How were they? Harder than average? etc